Forgive me for I have sinned, here is my confession:

“WINNING – or shit dick!”

Me and the boys came to Vegas for one reason: to FUCK!!! We rolled up with a small army of eight, not a weak link in the group! A bunch of good looking lean mean gang banging machines. We partied every night and drank ridiculous amounts of booze, snorted mass amounts of coke and other assorted drugs. I guess you could say we were WINNING!!! The room was littered with used condoms and phone numbers on napkins. There was even a tampon on the floor. Some girls are down to fuck no matter what! REHAB Sunday we decided to play a game we call “rack em.” The rules are easy – just try and hook up with as many chicks as you can. Remember – quantity not quality. We didn’t even bother with the hot chicks. We went straight for the drunk chicks and the ones with no morals or low self esteem as those are the quickest and easiest ones to rack up points with. We were so drunk and rude to chicks but most were attracted to our aggressive and offensive behavior. During one of our hook ups we had five of the most dirty ass piglets you have ever seen in our room. What a haggard bunch of ho’s. There was a lot of sucking, fucking, blowing, snorting, licking, sticking, fingering, banging, smashing, and bashing. Chicks on vacation are DTF!  For those who live under a fucking rock and don’t know what that means: down to fuck! There was this one semi big pig who was even down for anal she even insisted on it. Said she loved it and was the only really way she could get off. My buddy was fucking her in the bathroom and she was screaming so loud I thought security would come for sure! Then my buddy started screaming “thats so fucking gross you guys gotta see this”. He opened the door and there was shit everywhere. The girl shit on the floor, my boys stomach and all over his dick! Vegas Baby, Vegas!