Forgive me for I have sinned, here is my confession:

“Stripper in hotel”

So I landed in Vegas for work and immediately hit the half priced martini’s at the hotel bar. By the time my boss arrived I was pretty wasted. I tried to play it cool until dinner, but unfortunately the booze got the best of me and I ended up passing out right at the dinner table. When I woke up from my power nap everyone left me there like a jackass! I ended up meeting up with my friend and we decided to hit Bada Bing and that’s where things got interesting. I met a stripper who came back to my hotel room and we had sex until I had to go to my conference for work in the morning. Needless to say she left and came back two days later for more. I got so banged up the last night that we went to get married at the Little Wedding Chapel – it was closed – THANK GOD! The stripper ended up coming back to my home town twice after the trip but she turned out to be completely nuts and I had to change my number and block all contact with her. What a trip! Vegas Baby, Vegas!