Forgive me for I have sinned, here is my confession:

“One Thousand & Twenty”

The first weekend of a 10 night stay at the Hard Rock  I was absolutely smashed to pieces on a days worth of Heinekens at the Pool, an evening at XS swilling Vodka, 7 or 8 Long Island Iced Teas back at the Circle bar, and an 8 ball of the best Coke I’ve ever had. Some chick comes over and starts talking, next thing I know we are heading to my room. As we get in the elevator she says to me “Honey, you do know this is only business right?” I was so smashed I just hadn’t seen it coming! $500 she wanted, so I thought what the hell. She was beautiful, great body etc. So we get in the room, I hand over the money, she gets on top, and after 30 seconds I was starting to get in to it. ” If you want me to make you come it’s gonna cost another $500 baby” she says. Like a lamb to the slaughter I jump off the bed and go to the drawer, as I’m counting the money I catch sight of my manhood in a rubber – instant flop! She tried everything, but it was hopeless. I told her I wanted to eat her pussy “That will be another $800″ she says. ” Fuck you, I’ll give you $20 more, and that’s it, and I want everything I ask for. The rest of it is a bit hazey, but the next morning my buddy who I thought had been asleep told me I had the bitch pissing in my mouth, and sticking her fingers in my ass. And to make it worse he said that she was the worst looking woman that he’d ever seen in Vegas! I blame it all on the Hard Rock, and Columbia’s finest. Roll on the next trip I say! Vegas Baby, Vegas!