Forgive me for I have sinned, here is my confession:

“Hooker’s final thought”

One of my girl friends and I were having a few drinks at the bar at Bellagio before going to see “O”. A working girl approached us and asked if I could spare a cigarette. I felt generous so I gave her one. She decided to hang with us for a bit and share some of the pitfalls in her line of work. Her final thought before she walked away was “I am waiting for that special man who has one foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel.” It was freaking hysterical and we couldn’t stop laughing especially since she was completely serious when she said it! You just can’t underestimate a hooker’s wisdom. Vegas Baby, Vegas!