Forgive me for I have sinned, here is my confession:

“Bodily harm”

It was Labor Day weekend and we were partying at the Hard Rock pool that Friday. We rented a cabana and were drinking very heavily all day. After getting really wasted I thought it would be a good idea to climb the railing where the upper cabanas were. I was so intoxicated that I lost my balance and fell off. My buddies insisted that I jumped voluntarily – and I have a feeling that might have been the case. Either way I broke my leg and had to go to the hospital. The good news was that I still was able to make it back for the Sunday Rehab party – in crutches and all! Vegas Baby, Vegas!