Forgive me for I have sinned, here is my confession:

“Big girl on wheels”

On a trip to Vegas three of my friends and I ended up going to club Light one night. It was pretty cool and we were having a lot of fun. We met a few girls and I took one of them back to my room even though my friends said she was fat and ugly. I didn’t care,  I was just too drunk! I had sex with her in my room and then we both passed out. A few hours later I woke up feeling a lot less drunk and when I looked over at the fat beast laying next to me I sobered up even faster. I tried to wake her up but she wouldn’t budge. I wanted to get her out of the room before my friends came back. I tried pulling her off the bed but she was so fucking heavy. One of my friends came back and he was cracking up! I asked him to help me get her out of our room. He looked at the room service cart that was still there from the night before, then looked back at me and smiled with the most devilish grin. We cleared the cart and put it by the bed and then began to lift her big ass. She was moving around and started to talk. We were laughing and pushing her out the door at the same time. Once we got her outside we quickly pushed the cart all the way down to the end of the hall and raced back to the room. Vegas Baby, Vegas!