Forgive me for I have sinned, here is my confession:

“Time of the month”

Once upon a time at Rehab Sunday me and my buddies picked up a few chicks from Texas, total sluts! We had a cabana up top and while my buddy was puking from patron shots in the ice bucket, me and my other buddy were making out with two of the girls while I fingered one. Later on when me and her were alone in the cabana I fucked her while she just sat on my lap. After awhile I saw red –  apparently she had her period and it dripped on my bathing suit which was part white. As my friends were cracking up, I was trying to wash the stains off in the dirty Rehab pool! Vegas Baby, Vegas!