Forgive me for I have sinned, here is my confession:

“Take me to the river”

So it was my buddy’s first time to Rehab and we were scanning the river for some chicks. We ended up hooking up with these two girls from New York. Next thing you know, after a couple rounds of Rockstar lemonades, they ask us if we wanna do some bumps under the bridge, which led to me banging out the one chick under the bridge while her friend was jerking off my buddy. All this took place while we were still in the river -Dirty Jersey style! Vegas Baby, Vegas!