Forgive me for I have sinned, here is my confession:

“Stick it before they eat it”

It was my first time in Vegas three years ago and we had a Cabana at Rehab. We had hookers come and go throughout the day. Towards the end of the day we had these two girls that were speaking Russian and were basically hooking up with all of as well as each other! Tits were popping out, nipples were getting pinches and asses were getting slapped. My friend and I ended up with these two mail ordered brides back up in the room and we each have one in our bed. Suddenly they decided to start eating each other out! Hey no complaints there – but at this point we only had a few minutes to get our cab to bring us to the airport. So we had to leave with our boners in hand! Moral of the story – stick it before they start to eat it! Vegas Baby, Vegas!