Forgive me for I have sinned, here is my confession:

“Check-in hooker”

A group of my friends and I arrived at the MGM hotel and after check-in as we were about to make our way up to the room with our bags we noticed that we already lost one of our buddies. A few minutes later we saw him with the biggest grin on his face walking toward the elevators with a bunch of hundred dollar bills in one hand and holding a hooker’s hand with the other chanting “I hit the slot machine!” While he was in the room getting his money’s worth, the rest of us ended up having to sit outside the room like a bunch of assholes. Half an hour later she stepped out of the room and seeing the three of us sitting on the floor she asked “Who is next?” Vegas Baby, Vegas!