Forgive me for I have sinned, here is my confession:

“Dead carcass”

My first trip to Vegas my buddy and I stayed at a condo since his uncle had a time share and he let him use it. My friend’s cousin came up from LA and she brought one of her girlfriends along. Her girlfriend was Indian, 18 years old, thin and had huge tits. I was 25 at the time and all I could focus on were her enormous tits. We ended up having sex on the bathroom floor and it was the worst lay I ever had! Her body was stiff as a board and it felt like I was fucking a dead carcass. There was no participation on her end, and she barely even made a sound. But I ended up fucking her a few more times during my trip. Why? A bad lay is still better than no lay! The moral of the story is “Don’t bang the first piece of ass you meet!” Vegas Baby, Vegas!