Forgive me for I have sinned, here is my confession:

“Celebrity assault”

It was the grand opening of Wasted Space at the Hard Rock and our host hooked us up with a VIP table. At the table next to us were the guys from Good Charlotte, Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie and Adriana from that MTV show. My buddies and I proceeded to get completely wasted at Wasted Space and we began to harass our celebrity neighbors. One of my buddies yelled to Paris Hilton “Yo Paris give me a cigarette!” She actually replied “no” and gave us all a dirty look. Nicole Richie happened to be wearing a thin band around her head so one of us told her “Take that stupid Jesus band off your head!” I don’t know how we didn’t get thrown out of there! Adriana was getting so annoyed that she actually said “I’m here with my friends. Why are you guys here?” My drunken friend responded “Our host sent us here and these are our friends too!” By the end of the night we were all so drunk that we ended up stealing Paris Hilton’s bottle of Saki off her table! Vegas Baby, Vegas!